So you think you wanna join *420*

Do you want to earn big cash prizes and become the envy of all your friends?
Do you have an attitude as big as your frag count?
Do you want a strict regiment of non stop and serious training?
Can you follow orders to the letter and always obey your captain?
Do you have a really great reason for losing your last game that everyone should know about?

All of these are really great reasons to join some other clan.

Here are 5 signs you might be right for *420*
You have at least four different kinds of pot in your keyboard.
You get sexually exited from a good hammerkill.
The voices in your head do not stop if you turn the music up.
You understand that munchies are the disease and not the cure.
You wish you were playing UT instead of reading some dumb message board.

Still want to join...
Here is what you should know about us...
We an anti-clan clan.
We do not take this seriously. We do not need you.
We do not have a captain. We do not have any real motivation to join ladders.

The only rule we really ever had was that you must enjoy quality budz and we have even broken that one. That is right not all all of *420* regularly abuses substances. Go figure?
Anyway although it is respected it is not demanded. We have come across exceptionally cool nonsmokers, and absorbed them.

While we do not have any formal rules we do have some guidelines and what we look for in our crew. Basically we are a DM clan who can appreciate the art of 1 quality kill over 10 spam kills. We do not like whiners, Take the punch and move on. If you have a fragile ego you will not survive here. No cheaters. Really what is the point?

Umm.. I guess we do not really have a lot of guidelines either.?.. So just Be cool and be original and you will do fine.

What we are offering you as a member of *420*?
1) An abstract view into reality..
2) Really cool numbers behind your name.
3) A chance to find that UT zen that you can only find by playing side by side with the few, the twisted, The *420*s

That said : Party on and kick ass! Hope to shoot you soon..

P.S. Do not believe Shake if he offers you free pot to join....

hahhahahahahaha.


GO SLAVE!!! u hit that on the head.

-walks away to smoke a bowl before work

right between the eyes hahaha
very positive here

WHAT!! shake!! i want my weed!! >_<

lol i think you did a fabtabulus job at making the point across

(i dont even know what i said, just to let all of you know..cant think)

treaty i never "promised" you any so there, and besides power is never getting his. i can barely afford my own vices!!! lets get scarlett johannson to join 420

i would definitely give scarlett weed to join us, god is she ever so fine. one of my fav actresses of all time, and she sleeps with me nightly.....


*wakes up*


oh.....

what a bitch. hahahhahah

also if we cant get scarlett lets get Bill Cosby to join SNAZZLE FRAZZLE

I didnt want to be the one to say this.. But Shake .. You have a problem.. There are support groups.. For the sake of the clan and all the people that care about you.. Step away from the jello pudding pops..

lmao