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You've been programming too long when
Mar 31, 2011 1:31 AM
Non-member Joined: Mar 24, 2011
Posts: 18
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder car camera if it is 16 or 32 bits.
When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause. car recorder
When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets" night vision car camera
When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number. starzmart
When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want. high resolution car camera
When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal. ir car camera
When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.