be_zuba • PM |
Sep 16, 2010 10:31 PM
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got a good joke tell it in this thread
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codebluex16 • PM |
Sep 17, 2010 7:54 AM
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There's a squirrel, a bear, and a chipmunk walking on an abandoned island. They soon come upon a lantern, they rub the lantern and a genie comes out. The genie says they each get one wish. The squirrel wishes for a motorcycle and he gets the motorcycle so he rides away. The bear wishes for to be the only male bear on the island so he can get with all the girl bears. The chipmunk says " so the bear wishes to be the only male bear"? Then the chipmunk say I wish the bear was gay.
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be_zuba • PM |
Sep 17, 2010 8:37 AM
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lol good 1
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britkid • PM |
Sep 19, 2010 12:32 AM
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LOL LOL LOL Some East German Humor
Was nennen Sie einen Trabant einen Hügel hinauf?: ein Wunder. und auf English What do you call a Trabant up a hill?: A miracle. Was nennen Sie zwei Trabant einen Hügel hinauf?: A Mirage. und auf English What do you call two Trabants up a hill?: A mirage. Was nennen Sie zehn Trabant einen Hügel hinauf?: die Fabrik ist dort oben. und auf English What do you call ten Trabants up a hill?: The factory is up there. For those wondering what a Trabbi is... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trabant one last one... Wie kann man verdoppeln den Wert des einen Trabant? Füllen Sie den Tank! und auf English How do you double the value of a Trabant? Fill up the tank! |
be_zuba • PM |
Oct 13, 2010 12:59 AM
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that joke was boring.... Yawn
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abbeeeeee • PM |
Oct 13, 2010 9:36 AM
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zuba made it fun now
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superman01 • PM |
Oct 27, 2010 9:33 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f658lK1xTvU&p=4315B0AD0E943DC5&index=42&playnext=2
not a joke but a fricken hilarious video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7WICAYlC2o ![]() Signature made by Damian Semper Fidelis
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rifledropper • PM |
Nov 11, 2010 3:54 AM
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Ok, one from Family Guy (S9 E3)...
Peter and Mr. Pewterschmidt are in a club, trying to get Mr. P. a date, because his wife (Lois's mom Babs) found out he had an affair and left him. Mr. P. is bummed and thinking of his wife.. Peter: "You jackass, those women were coming on to you and you blew it. Now we gotta go to another club and start over again." Mr.P.: "Peter, I don't wanna go to another club. I don't want women like that. I..I want Babs." Peter: "Babs? You got a room full of chicks like that and you're thinking about Babs? She looks like someone farted in a shoe!" ![]() |
predaaa • PM |
Nov 15, 2010 12:37 PM
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so a brunette, a smart blonde and father christmas were playing poker, who won?.........................The brunette cos the rest don't exist
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beasts_of_the_east • PM |
Nov 17, 2010 8:51 AM
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Why did God create alcohol?
So the Irish wouldnt rule the world ![]() |