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be_zubaPM
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The funny joke thread
Sep 16, 2010 10:31 PM
[BE]///Zuba General - Joined: Dec 03, 2009
Posts: 254
got a good joke tell it in this thread
codebluex16PM
#2
Sep 17, 2010 7:54 AM
[BE]///Codebluex16 COD UO/4 Members - Joined: Apr 14, 2010
Posts: 48
There's a squirrel, a bear, and a chipmunk walking on an abandoned island. They soon come upon a lantern, they rub the lantern and a genie comes out. The genie says they each get one wish. The squirrel wishes for a motorcycle and he gets the motorcycle so he rides away. The bear wishes for to be the only male bear on the island so he can get with all the girl bears. The chipmunk says " so the bear wishes to be the only male bear"? Then the chipmunk say I wish the bear was gay.

lol
be_zubaPM
#3
Sep 17, 2010 8:37 AM
[BE]///Zuba General - Joined: Dec 03, 2009
Posts: 254
lol good 1
britkidPM
#4
Sep 19, 2010 12:32 AM
Non-member Joined: Feb 15, 2010
Posts: 148
LOL LOL LOL Some East German Humor

Was nennen Sie einen Trabant einen Hügel hinauf?: ein Wunder.

und auf English

What do you call a Trabant up a hill?: A miracle.

Was nennen Sie zwei Trabant einen Hügel hinauf?: A Mirage.

und auf English

What do you call two Trabants up a hill?: A mirage.

Was nennen Sie zehn Trabant einen Hügel hinauf?: die Fabrik ist dort oben.

und auf English

What do you call ten Trabants up a hill?: The factory is up there.

For those wondering what a Trabbi is...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trabant

one last one...

Wie kann man verdoppeln den Wert des einen Trabant? Füllen Sie den Tank!

und auf English

How do you double the value of a Trabant? Fill up the tank!
TheTrainMaster
be_zubaPM
#5
Oct 13, 2010 12:59 AM
[BE]///Zuba General - Joined: Dec 03, 2009
Posts: 254
that joke was boring.... Yawn
abbeeeeeePM
#6
Oct 13, 2010 9:36 AM
Non-member Joined: Jan 20, 2010
Posts: 32
zuba made it fun now )))xd
superman01PM
#7
Oct 27, 2010 9:33 PM
[BE]///SuperM@n Assistant Clan Leader - Joined: Nov 05, 2009
Posts: 564


Signature made by Damian

Semper Fidelis

Last edited by: superman01 Oct 27, 2010 9:51 PM
rifledropperPM
#8
Nov 11, 2010 3:54 AM
Non-member Joined: Oct 31, 2008
Posts: 220
Ok, one from Family Guy (S9 E3)...

Peter and Mr. Pewterschmidt are in a club, trying to get Mr. P. a date, because his wife (Lois's mom Babs) found out he had an affair and left him. Mr. P. is bummed and thinking of his wife..

Peter: "You jackass, those women were coming on to you and you blew it. Now we gotta go to another club and start over again."
Mr.P.: "Peter, I don't wanna go to another club. I don't want women like that. I..I want Babs."
Peter: "Babs? You got a room full of chicks like that and you're thinking about Babs? She looks like someone farted in a shoe!"

predaaaPM
#9
Nov 15, 2010 12:37 PM
[BE]///PREDDI COD UO/4 Members - Joined: Nov 10, 2010
Posts: 94
so a brunette, a smart blonde and father christmas were playing poker, who won?.........................The brunette cos the rest don't exist
beasts_of_the_eastPM
#10
Nov 17, 2010 8:51 AM
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Posts: 1037
Why did God create alcohol?

So the Irish wouldnt rule the world

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