What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

A blonde who won at hide and seek!

Lol n1 wiggsy XD

The Love Dress

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me"

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

hahahahaha n1 RD

For those who havent seen it, this is pretty funny stuff I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ


18,000,000= agree

Wiggsy

how do you call cheese that is not yours??



Nachochees ( say it like natchochees) :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

Was gonna put this in the WTH? thread (because that's what it made me say) but figured this was more suitable... My favorite part is the 'lower levels of spices used', you know, because you wouldn't want to ruin the natural flavor with spices. LoL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln_omwmIEu4


XD

i have already seen best fails of 2010 XD they are so funny though. and ya rifle i agree wtf?? lol