THE EVILMONKI (AKA GOD) IS LOOKING FOR A NEW SIDEKICK/PA/GENERAL DOGSBODY.

POST HAS BECOME AVAILALBE AFTER NASTY ACCIDENT WITH A CLAYMORE KILLED MINIMONKI.

A SUCCESSFUL APPPLICANT SHOULD HAVE A EVIL AND SOPHISTICVATED OUTLOOK INTO LIFE AND SHOW PURE PASSION FOR WORLD DOMINIATION AND CRULETY.

BENEFITS INCLUDE GREAT PAY 3 BANANANAS A WEEK WITH BONUSES FOR ADDED EVILNESS.

PLEASE POST ALL APPLICATIONS INCLUDING ANY REFERENCES AND YOU WILL DULY BE CONSIDERED FOR THIS IMPORTANT AND FULLFILLING ROLE

evilmonki

STILL NO APPS HAVE BEEN RECEIVED.

AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION AND IN LIGHT OF THE CREDIT CRUNCH PAY WILL BE OFFERED AT 4 BANANAAS PER WEEK PLUS 1 WEEK ADDITIONAL HOLIDAY AT XMAS,OTHER PERKS WILL NOW INCLUDE COMPANY TANK AND PRIVATE SUITE IN THE EVIL PALACE.


THE MONKI

How about a swimming Pool and a sauna. private pension plan, Inmortaility, and unlimited ammo.

Oh and also a good travel allowance to enjoy The holiday.

HOORAY A APPLICANT AT LAST,

his name is neville and he is a east african chimpanzie.

lets see howw long veville the chimp lasts, iv got a wonderful feeling that ot could be the beginning of something great.

ALL HAIL THE MONKI (& Neville, long last their evil reign)

****BREAKING NEWS ACCIDENT IN EAST AFRICA****

NEVILLE FEARED DEAD !!! AN ACCIDENT ON HIS FLIGHT OVER TO THE UK TO JOIN ME.

IT IS ALLEGED THAT 4 EXTREMISTS HAVE CAUSED THE PLANE TO CRASH THAT MY EVIL APPRENTICE WAS FLYING ON.

UN CONFIRMED REPORTS ALLEDGE THAT THE 3 EXTREMISTS WENT TO THE FRONT OF THE PLANE AND OVERPOWERED THE FLIGHT STAFF BY DANCING THE MACORINA DRIVING THEM INSANE AND EVEN SOME TO TAKE THERE OWN LIVES.

NEVILLE ATTEMPTED TO APPREHEND THE TERRORISTS BUT HIS ATTENTION WAS DRAWN AWAY BY A BIG YELLOW SHINY BANANA, THIS BANANA ALSO HAPPENED TO BE THE DISGUISE FOR THE WMD, NEVILLE SHOULD WE SAY HAD A TERRIBLE BOUT OF INDIGESTION !!! AND EXPLODED CAUSING THE PLANE TO CRASH LAND.

THE GROUP BEHIND THE ATTACK IS THOUGHT TO BE ILMV ( INTERNATIONAL LONERS MOVEMENT for VASCETAMIES ) AND THEIR PYROMANIAC GENERAL PING. BEAVER AND IVAN MEMBERS OF THE GROUP ARE THOUGHT TO BE BEHIND THE DISTASTEFUL AND DIPICABLE ACT OF UNLEASHING THE POWER OF THE MACORINA.

IT IS THOUGHT THAT THE EXTREMSISTS SURVIVED, AND THEY WILL BE MEETING IN ONE PLACE EVERY SUNDAY !!!

REVENGE OF THE MONKI WILL BE 10 FOLD !!!!!! HE WILL UNLEASH THE POWER OF HIS WMD, YMCA AND THE LOCOMOTION, GOD HELP THERE SOULS !!!!

LONG LIVE THE MONKI

PRESS RELEASE FROM THE STILL STRONG AND ARY ACTIVE (I.L.M.V).

WE CAN CONFIRM THAT WE TOOK HOSTAGE TO A CHIMP AND THAT THE BLIGHTER ATE ALL OF ARE LUNCH, WE CAN ALSO CONFIRM THE TARGET COULD NOT BE LOCATED IN THE DISTRICT OF CORNWALL, AND THAT WE USED THE FULL 8MB BROARDBAND ACCESS TO TRACK HIS PADWAN.. AND THAT THE FORCE IS WEAK IN THIS ONE. AS TO THE WMD ( WIND MEANS DIAHOREA) IS IT ANY SUPRISE.....


END PRESS RELEASE.....

NEWS EXTRA...

WE STILL DONT HAVE THE STEPS DOWN YET FOR THE MACORINA......

ANOTHER NEWS UPDATE.....

JOB OFFER FOR DANCE TEACHER.

SPEAK TO ADMIN FOR DETAILS AND APPLICATION FORM....