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lordgazugaPM
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A CKA Christmas Poem - by lordgazuga
Dec 26, 2009 11:01 AM
Non-member Joined: May 17, 2009
Posts: 76
(to the tune of The Night Before Christmas)

Twas the eve of the battle, so ready and right,
All Clan CKA stood together to fight.
The MP40s were oiled, the mortars readied,
All the snipers, their rifles they'd steadied.

With Betillo as a medic and Monster as a spy,
Joumiez was in limbo, and GotSniped was jumping high.
Xdjlsx put his knife up, and Bubbs began to run,
While VonBaron chose a panzerfaust instead of a gun.

Bartman and Brutal called everyone to ready
And the entire clan's hands grew altogether steady.
We all ran together, with soil stomped into our treads,
As visions of sugarplums danced in our heads.

When out in the field there arose such a clatter,
All the Axis medics sprang to see what was the matter.
An explosion had occurred, and two landmines were tripped.
And suddenly Xdjlsx was stuck in a wall thanks to a glitch!

With one man stuck, and everyone else running,
I had a team check the noise to see what was coming.
Away to the right of the map we did fly,
Jumping over soldiers, both Axis and Allied.

VICE ran beside me, OneShot and Brian took the rear,
As we climbed through the tunnels and ran out into the clear.
We swept the horizon for snipers with our guns,
But knew that the noises we'd heard weren't for fun.

I ran to the tunnel, and looked back inside,
To see if anyone had run in behind us and died.
And what to my wandering eyes should appear?
But an Allied soldier prone, with his 50cal so dear.

Away to the group I flew like a flash,
They followed my warning out before they got thrashed.
The Allied soldier took pursuit of me, with 9mms in hand,
So I took some adrenaline, and lined up with my clan.

Then the soldier stopped quickly, and didn't even fire.
I waited for a moment for his connection to expire.
Instead the soldier turned and he ran out of sight,
yelling:

"CKA is too tough! They bring their brothers to the fight!"

~Thanks everyone and see you on the battlefield!~ *CKA*Lord*CKA*


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#2
Dec 26, 2009 12:57 PM
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Wow!!! What a great poem! Are you a poet? Thats a long poem, and i love it <3
pwnagebeefPM
#3
Dec 26, 2009 4:10 PM
Non-member Joined: May 01, 2009
Posts: 47
hahah nice job Lord, must of taken u around 2 hours or more
xjdlsxPM
#4
Dec 26, 2009 7:03 PM
Non-member Joined: Apr 08, 2009
Posts: 120
nice lord...a tear from my eye as I read ....ahahha

yea the noob's always step on my mine's and I am stuck on the wall lol

well fun to have shared the Basic Maps server with my colleagues *CKA* but we will see and shared more battles on battefield...so great poem Lord i like it
lordgazugaPM
#5
Dec 26, 2009 10:04 PM
Non-member Joined: May 17, 2009
Posts: 76
Thanks very much for reading it, and thanks for letting me post it. Yes it took me a long time to write, but I laughed the entire time I read it out loud. If I could've, I would have included more CKA members but I didn't want the poem to be 2 pages long! thanks again for your comments, it was really really fun coming up with this little poem I'm glad you all enjoyed it.
xxkxxPM
#6
Dec 27, 2009 4:09 AM
*CKA*Killer*CKA* *CKA*Member - Joined: Nov 03, 2009
Posts: 75
nice poem thats relay cool
pwnagebeefPM
#7
Dec 28, 2009 12:30 AM
Non-member Joined: May 01, 2009
Posts: 47
Make some more poems Lord, so i can have story time
bubbsPM
#8
Dec 30, 2009 8:05 PM
*CKA*BuBBsAmaX*CKA* *CKA*Member - Joined: Aug 26, 2009
Posts: 74
Sugarplums dancing in our heads while we're killling ppl lol..
I love it
betillo555PM
#9
Jan 01, 2010 7:09 PM
*CKA*Betillo*CKA* *CKA*Member - Joined: Jun 07, 2009
Posts: 54
cooooool, your poem make me laugh and cry xD but, most of all on this part

An explosion had occurred, and two landmines were tripped.
And suddenly Xdjlsx was stuck in a wall thanks to a glitch!

xD STUCK in a glitch
xxkxxPM
#10
Jan 03, 2010 1:34 AM
*CKA*Killer*CKA* *CKA*Member - Joined: Nov 03, 2009
Posts: 75
ya thats a nice poem but i think it will be better if i was in it:P no im just kidding thats a real good 1
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