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Well now, how about some official CSTF clan news for a change, instead of my ramblings on the current state of my bodily organs. Here we go! Posted by: [CSTF]®BuckingFastard 07/28/2008 New Teapotted Members! We have some new teapots recorded and that means one thing: I need to get Audacity to work on my machine without it zonking my sound card. But that's not the real meaning of the singing. The real meaning is thusly: we have new full-fledged members! Woohoo! Yay! Rah-rah-shish-koom-bah! First to officially join was the one, the only, the ... (waits for the TeamSpeak recorded file to load, since I forgot to write down the people who sang): [CSTF]Drake! He was so eager to sing that he started before Brian gave his epic speech about the meaning of the song, of life, of his favorite color (magenta), and whether the weather had weathered his sense of something that is a homonym of "weather." So [CSTF]Drake sang a beautiful remix version of the song, steaming it up by insinuating that HIS teapot is "hot so hawt" as opposed to steamed up. After much merriment over the mis-lyric, we moved on to the CSTF member formerly known as [CSTF]sage-r, who, after a beautiful rendition learned from her years of watching Barney, became [CSTF]sagesasami. Kinda like when Hot Rod became Rodimus Prime on the original Transformers cartoon, except sagesasami's transformation was a lot cooler than Hot Rod's, since hers was meaningful while Hot Rod's was done after killing off the greatest action hero ever to exist, Optimus Prime, a move that was so dumb that they had to resurrect him later on. But this isn't about Prime, whether Optimus or the one who isn't worthy to be mentioned in the same sentence as Optimus, Rodimus. What the hell, this has been a tangent from hell. My apologies to [CSTF]sagesasumi. Congratulations! Next was [CSTF]MYKILL. He has a rasping Southern accent, and sang the song beautifully and on-key and everything, for, in his words, he "prides [him]self in quality." He had the aid of background music, though, so he gets an A=. Sorry man, but fair's fair. No one's gotten an A+ except for Kemp, who has never actually sung for us, which thus earned him the high grade and our gratitude. Then [CSTF]bkphysics-r was offered teapot action, but, as someone pointed out, he wants to remain a recruit for a few more weeks. I don't blame him, given the responsibilities associated with being a full member (laughing at Brian's jokes. Trust me, it's a lot harder than it sounds. Just kidding! Brian rocks! He's naturally funny and a handsome man with a rockin' tattoo of my sexy face inked on his palms). Finally, [CSTF]torinalth enraptured us with a near-opera quality version of Teapot in a deep voice that, as one person said, was "kinda hot actually." Nice work man, and may you perspire to be a great CSTF member. Scrim next Sunday (August 3) Just a reminder. Members, see the super secret special forums for details. Thanks to DoctorDisaster and Bradapalooza for organizing it. I or another admin will have the server fully ready this time around, so please show up if you're interested in playing or being an alternate on the team.
Posted by akaairborne
Aug 01, 2008 2:02 PM
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