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Paco_amigo
Jul 23, 2009 11:45 PM |
Paco accused of Hackery |
Paco was accused of hackery for the second day in a row. Although most likely the unsubstantiated accusations can be attributed to jealousy of Paco's membership in the Clan of Awesomeness, it could also be attributed to his marginal increase in FPS skills. After a two year layoff from Battlefield 2 and 2164, due to extreme burnout from the real hackery that took place on Battlefield games, Paco changed aliases from REDACTED (classified), to Paco Amigo. With help from his top-of-the-line dell standard free keyboard, and cutting edge of technology dell standard free laser mouse (from 2004), Paco is destined to be situated quite high in the middle of the pack for a long time to come. But unlike A-rod, Paco is steroid free, and unlike 85% of other Urban Terror players (according to the AP), Paco is also hack free since 1982.
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Jul 23, 2009 11:38 PM
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Vacant's Decree |
Paco Amigo, for his treasonous coup attempt, will have to continue playing Urban Terror 4.1. Paco Amigo must also continue to fulfill his duties as Membership Chair and Musical Chair, both unimportant Clan titles.
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Jul 22, 2009 2:24 PM
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Paco Amigo has failed in has attempted coup to gain Clan leadership |
Paco Amigo's coup has failed. The position of Clan Clainmeister in Chief is still held by Vacant, the heartless tyrant.
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Jul 22, 2009 2:22 PM
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There are no servers assigned to this clan. |
The Clan of Awesomeness is a distinct clan above all others. Only the very best of the very best may receive an invitation to join. Their bestness must be consistent over a time period of no less than 15 years of awesomeness. The only exemption is Paco Amigo, who is just sorta awesome, and middle of the pack in bestness; but with all things, exceptions can be made. Note, as of today's publication, the Clan of Awesomeness only has one member, Paco Amigo. Paco was defeated in his coup attempt to control the Clan as Clan Clanmeister in Chief, but still holds the titles of Membership Chair, and Musical Chair. |