The enemy "Alway's" times his attack, to the second you drop your pant's in the Latrine!!
There is no such thing as a blue sky during a company exersize.
There is no such thing as a cloudy sky when your unit needs to infiltrate enemy territory.
Army training areas exist in a constant state of weather flux controlled by a deity with a truly cruel sense of humor--How do you think we got them so cheap?
The peak of Mt. Everest would flood if an Army unit was told to set up on it.
Hell really would freeze over if someone decided to conduct an exercise there.
The Port-a-Potty Postulate states that the likelihood of a hurricane, sandstorm, tsunami, or blizzard occurring immediately over your location is directly related to how bad you need to get to the portajohns at the other side of the campsite in the middle of the night.
If you receive two contradictory orders, obey them both.
If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.
You get the most of what you need the least.
There is no limit to how bad things can get.

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