This is an awesomely fun forum game that i think you people might enjoy. The rules are pretty simple. The first person makes a wish. Then the the next person to post acts as the evil genie and grants that wish by misinterpreting it(as they always do), and making it backfire. Then that person makes a wish, the next person corrupts it, and the vicious cycle repeats it's self.

Example:
person 1- I wish my face was on magazine covers.

person 2- Granted, but the homicide investigators are still looking for the rest of you.
I wish for dye.

person 3- Granted, your room is now filled with about 2ft of thick black dye. The stains will never come out.
I wish for...

You guys get the idea, so now I wish I could go back in time.

Granted! You are now have a warrant out for you for screwing that 15 year old.
I wish I was a billionaire.

Granted. But now the IRS is at your door, wondering where all that money came from. Must've been drugs.
I wish for my own brewery.