A boy asked his dad. "Dad. What is the difference between 'Potentially' and 'Realistically'? The man thought for a moment, then replied "Go ask your mom, sister, and brother if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned." So the boy went to his mom and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" She replied "Of coarse i would! We could really use the money to send you kids to college!" Then to boy went to his sister and asked her the same question. She replied "Oh my gosh, I LOVE BRAD PITT, i would sleep with him in a heartbeat!" Then the boy went to his brother and asked the same question. "Of course" he replied. "Do you know what a million bucks could buy?" Then the boy through for a few days and then went back to his dad. "Did you find out the difference son?" The boy replied "Yes, Potentially, you and i are sitting on 3million dollars but realistially, we're living with 2 hookers and a queer."