ha!

these are some really great stories to tell grandchildren when they get steam

i had a group on 17 today saying i was hacking the server, making all the mods, happen, and that i was hacking no-clip from it as well though i was using the jetpack. i tried to explain to them that i was my server, and that we had set it up in the way that we had on purpose. it was not hacked. they just wouldnt listen. they kept yelling stupid shit over voice and just wouldnt shut up. either way i ended up kicking the entire lot for pure stupidity.

i have to explain it all the time, IT ISNT HACKING, ITS MODDED!!!!

I had a guy tell someone else in game not to put in the jetpack bind, He told the other player it was a way for me to get inside their computer... you remember that one doodle?

no...i block out all those terrible, terrible...memories.

some of the guys dont get it, how to bind the jetpack.

the only put the "+sm_jetpack" command into the console and then they ask how to get down.

even when u tell them the whole bind (bind "q" "+sm_jetpack") they dont get it.

I love that.

One guy i met just kept putting "bind q "+sm_jetpack"" into the chat...when i told him repeatidly to put it in console, he said this "i dont have a console you moron, im playing on my pc...but my xbox is downstairs if ya want me to sign in on it"...i cried for several moments...

yeah, how to open the console is the other "problem".