those morons need to read a book...or atleast go to pre-school and learn thier ABC`s.

im ok with them not knowing, BUT its when you tell them how over and over and they still dont get it.....those are the people i want to reach through my monitor to strangle

i luv wen peeps rite like dis

Nice loki and yes ive had some troubles with people that cant bind jetpack and have the hacking issue....fair to say if im playing with someone who knows how i have them tell them or i just ignore them.. not like im trying to be rude or anything but after explaining it over a billion times, you get the idea, did have a moron who kept spawning a lot of stuff and got himself stuck next to a tank..lets just say his death was quick...and very much painful!

help. my head is hurting big time after one of my last game. i was on my server just to take a few maps and have fun. but i had no idea that it should be that fun. well, a player joind me and at that time i had the server in godmode. that player seemd to like it and started to take most of my kills. so i was a litle angry on me, but i decided to take the god of. no comes the funy stuff. since i had the panic forever on a lot of zombies come and hit that guy plus a tank. so after a short time he was incapd and i save him. first he askd why he didnt have 1000 health enymore.(so i had to explain why) then he askd if i could give him his 1000 health back (i said no) and then he askd why the zombies hit him. (i had to explain that they did hit me to) and then he quit the game.

next game. a player come in and start a vote to change map. some voted yes and the map change. and most ppl know what i feel about that when we are in the midel of a map. so i turnd the panic on and a lot of zombies cama so 2 of them left the game. so it was just me and the guy that started the vote. i think it was dark carnival. when we came to the houses he didnt move on. he stopd there in order to kill all zombies.(hard with panic on. so i run to safehouse so i could wait for him there. when he didnt come after a few min i went back to see whats going on. right, he and the bots was incapd and i had to save them. and i had to do the same stuff that im sure i did it at least 15 times. he also died a few times . but when he died the last time i teleport the bot to the saferoom and that guy left the game.

Black Label

By far the most annoying person to date. Finds out I'm an admin and starts demanding things, in caps..
"I WANT WITCHES NOOOOOOW!" etc.

This goes on for about 20 minutes. Then he lags out and adds me as a friend. I accepted it cause I figured he just wanted to get back in the server.

So I gave him all the current SGC ip's. Cause that's the right thing to do in this particular situation, right? Annoying or not I give people information when asked.

Then he tells me all about how mean I am... I wasted 15 minutes of my life trying to help out a new guy, and He tells me I'm mean. Then asks me if I'm a girl. My nickname (beaver) is from when I was a kid cause I'm so friggin hairy. Had a beard since I was 12...

If you see him in a server and he find out you're an admin, I'd suggest muting him. He'll never leave you alone.

I thought on SGC with jetpack, building, and moronity...there would be alot more idiots than regular games...i was horribly wrong. Playing versus was all fun and games at first...then i met the most stuck up...demented...*chokes* i cant really continue describing em (they were that horrible) They all spammed the chat saying *UMAD?!* over and over and over... and throught the game they would use ANY MEANS to suicide, not be killed...i swear to god...some people are so...stoopid.

Ok, I got a couple. First time I learned about props I deleted the plane at the finale, totally by accident. This was before we had servers and we weren't admins at the time. I thought Loco was gonna pop a blood vessel. I had forgotten which command I had bound to which key. Funny now, not so funny then.

Not too long after we started our servers, Geek_Loco, Ash, and I started the first of an epic series called "Hunter Skeet Shooting". (only works in L4D, not L4D2) Spawning 5 or 6 hunters at once, letting them fly up, and seeing who could kill them all with a pistol before they nailed you. Sounds pretty easy, doesn't it? It isn't. That Geek_Loco is pretty lethal with a trackball.

half a hour ago i played L4D1. in the second or third map a guy joined. first he was spectating for a while until i asked, if he is there. then he joined and asked:

"who is the hacker"

i said "no one" and tried to explain it to him. (moded via sourcemod, read the motd, .....)
i also sent him the link of the SGC steam group, but it seem's, he doesnt want to read / know it.

he didnt believe me and said:

"i will record u and get u banned. u will see what happens".
i dont know what he will do or can do. i think, he recorded a demo file and will report me at steambans.com.

later he asked me, if i could increase his walking speed.

(i've never told him, that i'm an admin, he wouldn't have believed me)

funny how "confined" some guys are.
we'll see what happens. (i do not think that something will happen.)



(btw: i have his steam id, his steam site and the server status. so if something happens, i know all about him)

No worries. I looked into steambans, was approved for 3 servers and when I immediately requested approval for 10 servers and explained why and all of the servers we have in the group, I got a response back like "we don't support L4D". So I didn't even add it to the CSS or TF2 servers that I could have because I was kinda stunned: 'don't support L4D?!?!?'

Besides, they don't have a problem with modded servers or even those that want to run cheat servers, they feel it is the admin's decision. But if the admin doesn't want cheating, that is what they are their for. But we are modded and steambans could care less about this situation for a couple reasons that I have already mentioned.

Steam and Valve should do nothing as there is no real evidence of hacking and they support modding for the most part, and we aren't violating anything that they would be concerned about.

Now get back in there show those zombies who's boss!