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The Plane
Jul 22, 2008 1:17 AM
Stairway^to^heaven Founder - Joined: Jul 22, 2008
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A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says:
“I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world need s me, and I cannot die on my fans.”
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says:
“I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.”
She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:
I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can’t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.”
He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:
“I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you.”

To this the little boy says:
“Don’t fret old man…
There is a parachute for each of us!
The smartest president took my schoolbag…”