If you're interested in joining toXic, you must follow this format in your application

1. In-game name
2. Xfire Username
3. Which UT3 gametype do you mostly play
4. Anything else you might want to tell us

Ok lets start here if you guys are going to take this website serious. First and last for membership. These are the most important questions that should be asked if you seriously are looking for good players.



1. You must prove Royal lineage. RunMarc himself is the eighth heir to the Duke of Earl...and no one can stop the Duke of Earl.

2. You must have had at least 3 original thoughts.

3. Entry Fee: A Million Dollars. Free with this coupon.

4. Current copy of Maxim magazine. In German.

5. Good hygiene.

6. Pee in this cup. Send to Carlos. All of it.

7. Beat Junior in a Deathmatch in Anarchy. Go ahead...try.

8. Cable TV (Sat works, too.)

9. A Nostromo Gamepad.

10. At least 1 tattoo. You can draw it on yourself if you have to...wus. But use a PERMANENT marker...

lmao good one i think im going to consider it

Knowing blewchunks you also need to live in USA and have a nice ping:P He thinks bad pingers got more chances to score. its funny:)

Haha, Unreal here to start a fight. I like it. Unreal you just don't understand. When you are running a high ping, to the other players you tend to skip across the screen making it very difficult to shoot. Why is you think that you score soooooo much? Your good, but not that good. I told you before, that when I used to play 2k4 if I entered a server and I was pinging over 200, I was always removed by the Admin for it. And a lot of the times it does cause lag. So I take it you haven't noticed when you join that some comments fly out about how laggy the server is? Its not always the case but it happens.

After I told you about this, I joined a Euro server where my ping was around 300, I scored pretty much everytime I got the flag. Other players started telling that I looked to be skipping around the screen and they thought I was hacking. Hell, you yourself even told me you had a hard time shooting people but you could score no problem. Either way, I don't want to fight about this, just stating the facts to you.

Lol i dont want to fight with you. Just told this for fun:) (my english isnt good enought to arguing with adult person from USA ekhm, but loool we can fight for real:))
I never told I score much (meaby before i was scoring almost everymatch but not now- it started to be boring)
Meaby you are right about this skipping player on screen. well not my fault that UMG hosts only active vctf server (love this type of game). Love to play on russian or other european servers cuz i like my aim there' BULLETS GOING OUTSIDE WEAPON AT THE SAME TIME IM PUSHING MOUSEBUTTON(not after like half of second like on UMG) and possibility to make tricks when u want them(not when game wants), but everything empty,empty,empty and UMG full so what do u want me to do- stop playing ut3?. And btw 60% of players got shitty ping and players like vicerant,niagra,cake.. cmon you too:) dont have problems with killing them or me even with sniper rifle while im dodging so i dont think its serious problem
OK on clanmatches it can be problem.... dammit need to build house in USA! ^^

And about this server u played on: its because You're GOOD and european players usually aren't very skilled.(dont know why). Have u saw the player u even heard about?

Lol. I really don't care about your high ping, if I did, I would have posted on UMG. Your the one that made the remark about me on this thread so I replied to it. Your post makes it sound like I told you something that isnt true. I usually don't ask any players about their ping at all, but that one day, for the life of me I could not hit you. And as far as ever hearing of any of the Euro players being good, I say, I heard of you, and don't really know how many of the good ones are from Europe or not. This is the first I heard you are Russian. Well anyways kiddo Ill kill ya later.

Not Russian. Im from Poland:)

so many paragraphs D: i could copy and paste these for my English Teacher

lmao junior smart. smart