Just when you thought there couldn't possibly be any players out there worse than =TS=, your favorite Unreal Tournament Rockstar brings you a demo of one of the most pointless slaughters in Unreal Tournament History. If you like watching pro's beat the shit out of newbs this video is for you!

Some backstory: clan HGH formerly clan {PI}, has been spreading rumors, and telling people in UT3 that I'm a hacking cheater, and that my skills are not what they are: 100% legit, and earned though paying my dues in this shitty fucking unfinished beta of a game. The real truth in this matter is that they are honestly the lowest forms of shit in all of Unreal Tournament history. They are less than maggots, and rumor has it, one of their "leaders" a guy named Tr!P is actually in fact a child molester/pedobear in real life.

Now if your name is Nanner, you may be thinking to yourself: "Damn bro that's hawt!" but thats probably because you've never met this piece of shit... These scrubs make a habit of running around in Gdawg servers and spamming amp+berserk minigun, praying they hit something, and telling themselves that their not worthless pieces of shit in this game, which is super amusing because their just kidding themselves! These scrubs have never played in a real tournament, and probably never will, but when someone who has (IE: ME) comes a long I get called a hacker/cheater and every other dirty name in the book for having true skill.

With the amount of time these guys have been playing they should just forget about being good at UT, because they never will be, they would be better off uninstalling and being done with it. Perhaps they should go back to battlefield, or call of duty, maybe they can be accepted in those games. (You know the games with the mass amounts of n00bs and 12 year olds.) The bottom line here is, these guys are a bunch of n00bs that will never get better at Unreal, no matter how hard they try. Mustang apparently has been playing almost as long as me, and he's still the lowest of the low. Yo HGH on a very serious note listen up bros! There are times when you're not good at something, and if you don't improve after some time, you try but still never get better, honestly you should think about giving up. Go find something you're better at.

SHOUT OUT TO MY NIGGAZ: Swahwah for being crazy as shit and ranting about why he killed your bitch ass. <HGH>Mustang, <HGH>Venus & <HGH>Deadlokd for being horrible @ Unreal and giving me lots of free kills/wins. Neillithan for mentoring me to be such a badass, and making himself an obsticle for me to overcome. Nanner for being a cool guy. Sh0ck_tr00per for being a pal. EzSkillz for all the flak shells he put in my face on bonescraper. Novakaz for being my LG nigga! Nynja for never being around, and pwning up the RIIP n00bs in their pub cespool of a server. Pl4sma for being the best UT3 player I've ever known. Nthexwn for having some epic duels with me. Violater87 for sticking with it and becoming pro level. JetSpandex for being a creeper who likes transexuals like Lezbann. OpenWound for being the oldest fart on UT in the entire history of the game. Korben44 for sucking balls, and trying to get better, but still sucking balls. Random54 for making excuses every time he loses. Seinfeld`Curse for pretending he's good and writing a story on his youtube video of beating me after I had not played in about 2 years, on a map he claims I picked which I didn't because I wanted to play him on deck, but he was too scared to face me on deck. Lkemas for being the best pupil I ever trained on UT. I_hax for never beating me 1v1 and somehow making the UT3 community think he's a boss. Jugdishian for being a generally cool guy. enoch84 for crying hacks about everything all the time... ever! Pyrogenix for being some vctf n00b that the vctf kids think was good, yet he got has ass whooped by me and said "duel sucks" 0ldy for being an old fag. Shootyoudown for changing his name to SatansFather and generally being a redneck. RaptorKC and Mobusta for being caught using aimbots, because their fucking faggot n00bs who can't win without hacks. Roadkillgrill for not doing anything of note. Elude87 for teaching me how to use video editing programs. Remix for having crazy hitscan. Errorz for thinking he was better than me till I beat him 24-0 on Rankin, then pretending to pass out on ventrilo while he was playing. IceCoffee for teaching me how to raging demon in street fighter - Light Punch, Light Punch, Forward+LightKick, Hard Punch - THX BRO! XDBS, for never dueling me in a server where I had good ping, and barely winning when my ping was always unplayable. DH'Hatebreed and Boots for inspiration. DH'TriZzZ for giving me an easy win on DM-Deck17 back in 2k4 and murking him 16 to -1 then raging, thanks for the lols Tri! Team Check Six or x6° for being straight ballers in UT2k4. x6°CombatCarl^_^, x6°Stryfe, & x6°Gimix for being crazy mad inspiration. {dkc}battledragon for having epic shock combos back in the old days. Thrive and Lavak for being guys I never really got to know/play but being considered good. Fnatic.lauke for being amazing, Luxxiz for being the LG king and having lots of cool matches with gohlink. Hypno for being one cr4zy b4st4rd. Oh and obviously cr4zy for making all those cool maps. Gotta give mad props to WAR_OF_THE_CRUISE for being a massive troll and helping me to figure out how much fun it is to talk shit in online games. Last but not least gotta throw a shout out to PCGamerSean for being better than <HGH> clan which I never thought he would be, being that I always thought he was the worst player in UT history.

lsdgod wrote:
and rumor has it, one of their "leaders" a guy named Tr!P is actually in fact a child molester/pedobear in real life.


Hey dipshit...being charged with Solicitation of a Minor

Me age 22....her 16 is hardly a child molester.

Nice to see that I havnt said or done shit to you or Karateka but yet he and you are running your mouths about me.

Robert Sperry,

You have been warned


State Cyberstalking and Cyberharassment Laws

(Does not include cyberbullying laws. See NCSL's cyberbullying page.)
Overview | State Statutes

Last update: March 23, 2012
PLEASE NOTE: The National Conference of State Legislatures (NCSL) serves state legislators and their staff. This site provides comparative information only and should not be construed as legal advice. NCSL cannot provide assistance with individual cases.
Overview

Many states have enacted "cyberstalking" or "cyberharassment" laws or have laws that explicitly include electronic forms of communication within more traditional stalking or harassment laws. In addition, recent concerns about protecting minors from online bullying or harassment have led states to enact "cyberbullying" laws. This chart identifies only state laws that include specific references to electronic communication. However, other state laws may still apply to those who harass, threaten or bully others online, although specific language may make the laws easier to enforce. This chart classifies the various state laws addressing these three different types of online behaviors, as described below.
Cyberstalking. Cyberstalking is the use of the Internet, email or other electronic communications to stalk, and generally refers to a pattern of threatening or malicious behaviors. Cyberstalking may be considered the most dangerous of the three types of Internet harassment, based on a posing credible threat of harm. Sanctions range from misdemeanors to felonies.

Cyberharassment. Cyberharassment differs from cyberstalking in that it is generally defined as not involving a credible threat. Cyberharassment usually pertains to threatening or harassing email messages, instant messages, or to blog entries or websites dedicated solely to tormenting an individual. Some states approach cyberharrassment by including language addressing electronic communications in general harassment statutes, while others have created stand-alone cyberharassment statutes.

* Note: This chart does not cover cyberbullying laws. Cyberbullying and cyberharassment are sometimes used interchangeably, but cyberbullying generally refers to electronic harassment or bullying among minors within a school context. See the NCSL's Education Program's cyberbullying page for more information on cyberbullyings laws and legislation.

riip_kjynx wrote:
Robert Sperry,

You have been warned


State Cyberstalking and Cyberharassment Laws

(Does not include cyberbullying laws. See NCSL's cyberbullying page.)
Overview | State Statutes

Last update: March 23, 2012
PLEASE NOTE: The National Conference of State Legislatures (NCSL) serves state legislators and their staff. This site provides comparative information only and should not be construed as legal advice. NCSL cannot provide assistance with individual cases.
Overview

Many states have enacted "cyberstalking" or "cyberharassment" laws or have laws that explicitly include electronic forms of communication within more traditional stalking or harassment laws. In addition, recent concerns about protecting minors from online bullying or harassment have led states to enact "cyberbullying" laws. This chart identifies only state laws that include specific references to electronic communication. However, other state laws may still apply to those who harass, threaten or bully others online, although specific language may make the laws easier to enforce. This chart classifies the various state laws addressing these three different types of online behaviors, as described below.
Cyberstalking. Cyberstalking is the use of the Internet, email or other electronic communications to stalk, and generally refers to a pattern of threatening or malicious behaviors. Cyberstalking may be considered the most dangerous of the three types of Internet harassment, based on a posing credible threat of harm. Sanctions range from misdemeanors to felonies.

Cyberharassment. Cyberharassment differs from cyberstalking in that it is generally defined as not involving a credible threat. Cyberharassment usually pertains to threatening or harassing email messages, instant messages, or to blog entries or websites dedicated solely to tormenting an individual. Some states approach cyberharrassment by including language addressing electronic communications in general harassment statutes, while others have created stand-alone cyberharassment statutes.

* Note: This chart does not cover cyberbullying laws. Cyberbullying and cyberharassment are sometimes used interchangeably, but cyberbullying generally refers to electronic harassment or bullying among minors within a school context. See the NCSL's Education Program's cyberbullying page for more information on cyberbullyings laws and legislation.

Bitch plz don't try to threaten me over the interwebs with legal bullshit that you know nothing about. You sound just like Fishtail now, but that's probably because he's pulling your strings. I don't give a rats ass about how he was recruited into rise to imperfection, but taking someone elses "clan" gaming guild or what ever the fuck you wanna call it away from them is a bitch move, and shows what little life a person can have on the internet.

Oh yeah and if you knew ANYTHING about cyber-bullying laws you'd know the only serious punishment is in AZ the same state WHERE BROWN PEOPLE CAN BE ASK TO SHOW THEIR FUCKING SOCIAL SECURITY/BIRTH CERTIFICATE SIMPLY BECAUSE OF IGNORANT RACIST FUCKING LAW MAKERS. BUT THIS ISN'T SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE ANY OF YOU REDNECK N00B FUCKS ANGRY, SO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I BRING IT UP!

ALL YOU IGNORANT FUCKING REPUBLICAN FUCKWITTS NEED TO GO BACK TO WHAT EVER FUCKING CHURCH OR TEMPLE IN THE MIDWEST YOU CAME FROM AND KEEP PREACHING YOUR IDIOCY! SERIOUSLY GO TEACH "UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN" IN SOME HICK TOWN. BECAUSE THE INTERNET REQUIRES HALF A BRAIN, AND HERE, JUST LIKE IN UNREAL TOURNAMENT, YOU WILL GET OWNED. AS MUCH AS YOU SCRUBS PLAY UNREAL, YOU SHOULD BE AS PRO IF NOT MORE PRO THAN ME.

/rant over.

Cyber-Bullies

If game tracker fails as much for you as it does for me, here's the direct link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_ZiRT8Nwkk


Now PLZ shut the fuck up and get off our gametracker page. If you're so threatened by the existence of players that are better/smarter than you, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T LURK HERE.

OMG! You religious retards make me sick to my stomach.
Go eat a dick.

P.S. Thanks for admitting to what we already knew Tripp, you fucking moron. I gathered that from Fishtail anyway.

Feel sorry For you Robert, I hope you make it in life. Good luck.

riip_kjynx wrote:
Feel sorry For you Robert, I hope you make it in life. Good luck.

Yeah bro feel sorry for me, and while your at it keep bitching about UT3 being a 5 year old game, then talk about how you play UT99... LOL!

How bout this, next time you feel like posting shit no one cares about, just go pray for me instead because clearly your prayers to a false god who can not hear you will make the world a better place.

Unbelievable emotional outbursts over a 5 year old game ... lol
The skill set for UT3 is applicable to zero in real life ...
But .. its still fun to blow shit up after working all day with real life killers ... the government sadly won't let me blow up ... ;0p

cybravatar wrote:
Unbelievable emotional outbursts over a 5 year old game ... lol
The skill set for UT3 is applicable to zero in real life ...
But .. its still fun to blow shit up after working all day with real life killers ... the government sadly won't let me blow up ... ;0p

You're a fucking moron if you think achievements in "real" life mean anything less or more than virtual life. Life is Life. PERIOD! It's all just electrical impulses going to and coming from your brain, either way it's just neurons and electrons, and when some faggot newb crys that a good player is a cheater, when they ARE NOT, that makes that faggot newb the one who is in the wrong. Thus Mustang, and Prime, and Rantheus and all of the HVG faggot bitches owe not just me but everyone who they ban for "cheating" including but not limmited to Sh0ck_Tr00per, Paranoid_Banana, Violater87, & myself as they are all genuinely great players, and deserve the respect of these newb faggots, because they have paid their dues to get good at this game. Which pretty much goes the same for any hardcore DUELers, we are not like that faggot newb RaptorKC who buys an aimbot online for 60$ we actually put in the time and effort to be top level players, and then we get disrespected and shunned by newbs who can't fathom our skill, because their minds are so tiny, that they don't understand double tapping movement keys while in the air along side a wall to learn how to double jump and wall dodge, or the ability to hit a shock core, with a shock beam while flying though the air, I infact do it with 360 spins in the mix, just to hone my aim. So suck a dick sir, and take your useless drivel elsewhere.

With a life like his, dude really has no choice but to blur the lines between fiction and reality.