| Rank | Name | Score▲ | Time Played | Score/Min | |
| 1 | Ze Ubermensch | 2563 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | RageQuit | 2547 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | OffensivelyHumble | 1584 | 30.43 | 0.87 | |
| 4 | Nobody | 845 | 0.38 | 36.74 | |
| 5 | Archimedes! | 591 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | Chell | 578 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Newbster | 401 | 10.85 | 0.62 | |
| 8 | aei0u0iea | 259 | 4.02 | 1.07 | |
| 8 | Soulless | 259 | 0 | 0 | |
| 10 | The Freeman | 258 | 0 | 0 | |
| 11 | The Administrator | 235 | 0 | 0 | |
| 12 | -Fate- | 200 | 0.68 | 4.88 | |
| 13 | The Goofiest Goober | 180 | 4.12 | 0.73 | |
| 14 | Mitty | 159 | 0.63 | 4.18 | |
| 15 | NotMe | 153 | 0 | 0 | |
| 16 | sotfware5p | 143 | 4.4 | 0.54 | |
| 17 | It's Filthy in There! | 139 | 0 | 0 | |
| 18 | THE GUY FROM ZIMBABWE | 126 | 2.57 | 0.82 | |
| 19 | alina | 119 | 3.88 | 0.51 | |
| 20 | ^7-<DR^4AG^1ON>- | 113 | 3.28 | 0.57 | |
| 21 | Malken | 112 | 1.5 | 1.24 | |
| 22 | Vermin | 93 | 0.75 | 2.07 | |
| 23 | Chucklenuts | 90 | 0 | 0 | |
| 24 | Take a shower | 89 | 1.25 | 1.19 | |
| 24 | Zepheniah Mann | 89 | 0 | 0 | |
| Rank | Name | Score▲ | Time Played | Score/Min |