| Rank | Name | Score▲ | Time Played | Score/Min | |
| 1 | DeadHead | 4513 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | ThatGuy | 4023 | 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | Henchman | 3944 | 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | X-8973 | 3606 | 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | Exile.Vilify | 3198 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | 4,000 Kelvin | 3128 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Major Archer | 3126 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | Briefcase | 3079 | 0 | 0 | |
| 9 | Hostage | 3041 | 1.15 | 44.07 | |
| 10 | Dwight T. Barnes | 3023 | 0 | 0 | |
| 11 | Headful of Eyeballs | 3008 | 0.12 | 429.71 | |
| 12 | Me Bottle o' Scrumpy! | 2991 | 5.27 | 9.47 | |
| 13 | Prelude to Victory | 2926 | 0 | 0 | |
| 14 | F-STOP | 2844 | 0 | 0 | |
| 15 | Buster Blast | 2829 | 0.18 | 257.18 | |
| 16 | SMG2 | 2776 | 0.18 | 252.36 | |
| 17 | Kill Me | 2615 | 0 | 0 | |
| 18 | MindlessElectrons | 2545 | 0 | 0 | |
| 19 | Employee 427 | 2530 | 0 | 0 | |
| 20 | SomeDude | 2443 | 0 | 0 | |
| 21 | Wheatley | 2396 | 0 | 0 | |
| 22 | Divide by Zero | 2308 | 0 | 0 | |
| 23 | Westboi29 | 2270 | 26.02 | 1.45 | |
| 24 | Ritzy Rick | 2250 | 0.03 | 1125 | |
| 25 | MetalCoward | 2218 | 0 | 0 | |
| 26 | Mr. Valve | 2212 | 0 | 0 | |
| 27 | Cluck Herbert | 2156 | 0.5 | 71.87 | |
| 28 | CrySomeMore | 2147 | 0 | 0 | |
| 29 | Grim Bloody Fable | 2141 | 0 | 0 | |
| 30 | Carl Winslow | 2076 | 0 | 0 | |
| 31 | Big Mean Muther Hubbard | 2070 | 0 | 0 | |
| 32 | Pow! | 2033 | 0 | 0 | |
| 33 | Delicious Cake | 2012 | 0 | 0 | |
| 34 | Underlord | 1999 | 0 | 0 | |
| 35 | ZAWMBEEZ | 1982 | 0 | 0 | |
| 36 | Skeledude | 1981 | 0 | 0 | |
| 37 | trigger_hurt | 1977 | 0 | 0 | |
| 38 | RageQuit | 1958 | 0.05 | 652.67 | |
| 39 | Sir William Fortescue III | 1944 | 0 | 0 | |
| 40 | AimBot | 1917 | 0 | 0 | |
| 40 | C++ | 1917 | 0 | 0 | |
| 42 | One-Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse | 1892 | 0 | 0 | |
| 43 | Crowbar | 1891 | 0.13 | 236.38 | |
| 44 | Tiny Baby Man | 1888 | 0 | 0 | |
| 45 | FREE TVS! | 1866 | 0 | 0 | |
| 46 | -tools | 1860 | 0 | 0 | |
| 47 | Humans Are Weak | 1853 | 0.03 | 926.5 | |
| 48 | PUDGE | 1831 | 6.87 | 4.44 | |
| 49 | Chucklenuts | 1813 | 0 | 0 | |
| 49 | The Combine | 1813 | 0 | 0 | |
| Rank | Name | Score▲ | Time Played | Score/Min |