What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train car camera
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time. starzmart
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
What do you call a man with car recorder half a brain? Gifted.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish. What did God say night vision car camera after creating man? I can do better.
Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. high resolution car camera
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
How is a man like a snowstorm? Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay. ir car camera
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.

If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows. android tablet
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because they already have boyfriends. starzmart
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
Why do men like masturbation? Its sex with someone they love. android pc tablet
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you? google android tablet
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
What is a man's view of safe sex? touch screen android tablet
A padded headboard.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
Why did God create man? wifi android tablet
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. wholesale electronics
B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block. starzmart
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down. wholesale supplier
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A.One - men will screw anything.
B.One - men will screw up anything.
C.Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it
How does a man take a bubble bath? baby monitors
He eats beans for dinner.
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.
What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature. vedio baby monitors
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - did it ever happen??
How are men and parking spots alike? ebook reader
The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.