the sun was killing today...... it killed the water.....(don don donnnnn!) this was the color of the sun.......(don don donnnnn!)

yellow!!

<----------that is what i felt like doing to any monster in my way today......sadly i was not able to do that.

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A married couple
were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. The
very blonde wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said
'How should I know, that's 200 miles
from here!' and hung
up.
The husband said, 'Who was
that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman
wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens
it, looks in the mirror
and says, 'Hmm, this person looks
familiar.'
The second blonde says, 'Here, let me
see!'
So, the first blonde hands her the
compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and
says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly
and when she opens the
door she finds him in the arms of a
redhead. Well, the blonde is
really
angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and
as she does so, she is
overcome with grief.. She takes the gun
and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No,
honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut
up, you're next!'

A blonde
was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly
says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'
A friend
says, 'OK, what's the capital of
Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies,'Oh, that's
easy .. it's W.'

Q: What
did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat
in her US
Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew
what
Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi
pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the
decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed
the Delaware .'