Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at
once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the
call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the
first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the
house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch,
shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on
the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I
come
home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police
for help, and what do
they do? They send me a BLIND
policeman!'

Yes thats our evil mom spamming my email with blonde jokes

lol