1 – open the back door
2 – leave a trail of kitty snacks leading to your door into your kitchen and to your table
3 – remember, leave enough room on the table for the kitty to jump up onto your table
4 – drop 3 kitty snacks into the top of the mincer
5 – wait patiently until your neighbours cat catches the smell
6 – when the neighbours cat has eaten the snacks outside your door and has finished peeing & pooing on your garden, stay still as it enters your kitchen
7 – when the said neighbours cat sticks it’s head into the grinder, simply turn the handle
And there you have it, for your perfect minced kitty meat throw in a few spices and a raw egg for your Easter BBQ Burgers !