AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > Acquired Paint Shop Pro Syndrome > View Post Apr 01, 2011 11:24 PM

The Centre for Disease Control in Atlanta today announced the identification of a new disease. Tent... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > A Novel Approach to Saving Money > View Post Apr 01, 2011 11:21 PM

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > 12 Step Recovery Program For Web Addicts > View Post Apr 01, 2011 11:17 PM

1.I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the ... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > GM Like Computer Industry part two > View Post Mar 31, 2011 1:33 AM

7. The oil, water temperature, and wholesale electronics alternator warning light would be replaced ... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > GM Like Computer Industry > View Post Mar 31, 2011 1:33 AM

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and ... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > You've been programming too long when > View Post Mar 31, 2011 1:31 AM

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus sche... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > The Less You Know, The More You Make > View Post Mar 31, 2011 1:30 AM

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > Is Windows a Virus > View Post Mar 30, 2011 11:58 PM

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does t... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > AK-47.PL TC:E BC rules > View Post Mar 28, 2011 11:06 PM

Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parti... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > AK-47.PL TC:E BC rules > View Post Mar 28, 2011 11:04 PM

If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > AK-47.PL TC:E BC rules > View Post Mar 28, 2011 11:02 PM

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A do... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > AK-47.PL TC:E BC rules > View Post Mar 28, 2011 10:58 PM

Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. Why does a man like love at ... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > AK-47.PL TC:E BC rules > View Post Mar 28, 2011 10:47 PM

Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever c... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > AK-47.PL TC:E BC rules > View Post Mar 26, 2011 12:10 AM

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of ... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > AK-47.PL TC:E BC rules > View Post Mar 26, 2011 12:09 AM

These days, safe sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > AK-47.PL TC:E BC rules > View Post Mar 26, 2011 12:08 AM

1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > AK-47.PL TC:E BC rules > View Post Mar 26, 2011 12:06 AM

Dear Doctor, I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous and afte... [read more]

AK-47.EU TC:E Society Forum > Server rules > AK-47.PL TC:E BC rules > View Post Mar 26, 2011 12:05 AM

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get... [read more]